Friday, August 22, 2014

SHOW TIME!




I used to do an imitation of the great baritone voice of Don Pardo, announcer of Saturday Night Live. I used it over the intercom of the brownstone where Jane Curtin lived. After I announced myself, the former SNL cast member said, “ Oh, it’s just the delivery boy”.

 

NOT JUST ANY DELIVERY BOY, JANE!!!

 

Jane Curtin totally freaked out fearfully.

 

I never delivered to her again

 

She had no sense of humor.

 

For Face Book Update

 

In Don Pardo’s voice

 

I’m Danny Aponte

 

Delivery Boy!!!

 


 


 

Saturday, August 16, 2014

AD THIS UP!

















In spite of 9/11, I have school homework to finish.

 

It’s a tour book to draw tourists to South Bronx.

 

Hope to sell story to pay rent.

 


 



Yeah, ignore me, New York City and I’ll go away.